My Big Fat Faux Wedding

FOR THE GIRL WHO WANTS THE WEDDING...BUT ISN'T SO SURE ABOUT THE COMMITMENT.

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Bachelorette Parties: Top Ten NEW Ideas

Hey, I’ve got nothing against men dressed as Tarzan or a shirtless police officer.

Stuffing dollar bills in leapord print man thongs is definitely up there on my favorite activities list. Wearing veils with plastic tiaras and penis necklaces all sounds great but… is this really how you want to spend your last big night out with girls before you get married?

This could be you…

I especially like the black and white bra sitting on the bar. If you want to opt for a fresh Bachelorette party idea, spend your dollar bills on something else and read on…

1. Go to a Comedy Club - laugh off some pre-wedding stress, have a few cocktails, and leave feeling like you got a mini ab workout.

2. Take a Pole Dancing Class - book a private class for the whole bridal party. Sure to present many great photo ops. Who knows? One of you might find your calling to be exotic dancing.

3. Do Something Team Building - a group of girlfriends and I went to a place called X-treme Gladiator Challenge once. It was a whole warehouse designed by an American Gladiator - we had to do a ton of physical team challenges that brought us closer but also brought out our competitive sides.

4. Go Camping - a cheap alternative to staying overnight in a hotel…kind of. Defnitely for the bridal party who isn’t afraid to rough it and craves the occassional hot dog and beer combo.

5. Take a Group Cooking Class

6. Go Skydiving - Hey, it’s a little extreme but not extremely expensive and the perfect activity for the bride who is about to jump into a new life. (For the brides without bridal balls…indoor skydiving in the wind tunnel.)

7. Wine Tasting - What group of girls isn’t looking for an excuse to sit with friends and have a bottle of cabernet…and merlot, and shiraz, and pinot grigio…

8. Go to a Fortune Teller / Numerologist - as long as you aren’t afraid to hear something you don’t want to…

9. Race Go Carts - no, not the the ones at the miniature golf course. Race the serious ones…you get the jumpsuit, goggles, sign your life away on the safety waver…

10. Hell…get a stripper, some cheesy accessories, and embark on any of the above adventures. Sounds like a guaranteed good time.